He would go out Finding Water
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He's a preacher of habit.
I have no idea what rhymes with orange.
>!A nonagon!< Partly inspired by my 6yo daughter
man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. “Oh, dear,” he said, “whatever shall I do? I can’t afford a new set.” “Don’t worry,” said his friend. “I’ll get a pair from my brother for you.” The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly. “This is wonderful,” said the man. “Your brother must be a very good dentist.” “Oh, he’s not a dentist,” replied the friend. “He’s an undertaker.”
Because I want to give her <3
Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir? Me: Like winning an argument with my wife. Waiter: Rare it is.
I guess that makes me an eigth-eist.
My wife wasn't amused. She got her Snickers in a Twix.
Because I want to give her <3
When it's to, too and two.
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